Lost in Space

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1.19.2005

Use the Force, Luke

Early this morning I decided to vacuum the office carpet. I was getting increasingly irritated with my employer D and co-worker J as they were badgering me about how to properly clean carpets. According to them, there's more to vacuuming then just moving the machine back and forth.

"What a pair of Sith Lords!" I say aloud, not thinking D would hear me over the roar of the vacuum cleaner.

To my dismay, D had heard. Stomping back to where I was cleaning, he says to me: "I was in earshot, Jessi. You're fired!"

Heh. Thankfully, it was just a dream, though I happened to be late for work that morning.

1 Comments:

At 12:15 PM, ~mike said...: I recently had a dream about work as well...only when I showed up everyone was looking at me funny. I looked down and my pants were missing...although I did remember everything else, right down to the shoes. I think that I would have rather been fired!