First Beau left, and then Mike... now I must bid farewell to yet another co-worker at Humble ISP. Woe! This office is empty. A mere shadow of what it once was. Josh and I are all the remains of a once great and vibrant team. It is a sad day.

Good bye, friend and future arch-nemesis. When I am not busy plotting your death by a swarm of flesh-eating nanobots, I'll shall miss the countless hours we spent in stimulating debate. My unyielding good cheer against your stubborn cynicism (or "realism" as you call it) made for excellent dialogue.

Good bye most worthy adversary! When I see you again, years from now, it will be through the scope of my Swedish Mauser 2021. After all, I've vowed to do whatever possible to see that the human race lives on. Perhaps you should have never made your destructive ambitions known to me. Remember, as you lay on the asphalt bleeding from the head, I squeezed the trigger with love. Adieu.