Lost in Space

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1.08.2006

List

A cutting board of various stained wood
Firm tomatoes
Onions that burn my eyes
A sharp butcher's knife.

Communal frying skillet
The blue tint of propane heat
Cold-pressed olive oil (it's all I have)
Skinless, boneless chicken thighs
A beat-up spatula
The whitening of pink, tender flesh
Spices.
Greek, cumin, curry
No salt needed, thank you.

The food processor, a gift for Christmas
Non-fat, plain yogurt
Cucumbers, peeled and sliced
Half a tiny, sunkist lemon
Blend.

Whole wheat, holed, flatbread
Seasoned chicken thighs
Sliced tomatoes.
Red onions, curled.
Tzatziki.

Gyro time.

1.05.2006

Best blonde joke ever.