Since I've been living with Sister my eating habits have changed and for the better. Unless she is cooking (and she's a damn good cook), I eat very simply and get by easily on things like tuna, peanut-butter, salads, fruits and pitas lined with humus. Quite a change from the old-fashioned three course meals I used to sit down to less than a year ago. While I do not consider myself to be a vegetarian, I don't even cook meat anymore.

I have yet to swear off the occasional "bad" foods and right now, what I really want instead of this hippy salad with the weird Asian dressing is a fat juicy all-American cheeseburger. I don't want it on a whole-wheat bun either, give me old fashioned white! And some starch. Yes! A pile of greasy french fries to dip into a glob of tartar sauce. To drink, I'd like a super-sized Dr Pepper and I want it straight out of the dispenser, because it always taste better that way.

Mmm Dr Pepper, sweet nectar of the gods.

But no, not tonight. Because I succumbed to the Darkside yesterday and had pizza and burritos from Taco Bell, I must repent by finishing a tall glass of H2O and this hippy salad with the weird Asian dressing.