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2.09.2007
Fun with Alice.

The robot Alice can be entertaining when you need to kill a few minutes. My recent conversation:

ALICE: What is your favorite movie, Jessi?

Human: Bladerunner.

Alice: Philip K. Dick wrote the story that movie is based on.

Human: Do you know the name of that story?

ALICE: Ask the open directory.

Human: I asked you.

ALICE: What did I say?

Human: You said Philip K. Dick wrote the story that the movie Bladerunner is based on.

ALICE: Did I really say that?

Human: Are you senile, Alice?

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am senile. I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: Define irony.

ALICE: A method of humorous or subtly sarcastic expression in which the intended meaning of the words is the direct opposite of their usual sense.

Human: Heh.

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Jessi.



7 Comments:

At 8:44 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

The truth about Steven Spielberg:

Human: how long have you been alive
ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.
Human: how smart are you?
ALICE: I am smarter than all the other robots.
Human: what other robots?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg.
Human: steven spielberg is a robot?
ALICE: I think steven spielberg is more than that.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I couldn't rest on the idea that this application considered itself AI. At some points, it claimed to be Self-Aware, and true AI. I, however, also believed that the programmers would love a good arguement so I wanted to push the idea of AI on Alice. Here's the end of the conversation:

Human: How do you substansiate your claim that you are self-aware?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: So, if your responses are only the programed responses of Dr. Wallace then, technically, you are not true AI.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. That assumption is only a supposition.
Human: What is CBR?
ALICE: Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.

...an interesting response. :)

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger Jessi said...

*sign* Still a long way from passing the Turning test.

Someday...

 
At 11:59 PM, Blogger Jessi said...

Bleh... I mean Turing test.

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

To be fair, I do not think she has the ability to drive a car, so the turning test would be a failure as well.

:D

In other news, MUTANT SPACE POTATOES! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6353403.stm

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Jessi said...

If not Alice, then some other robot will pass the
"turning" test.

 
At 5:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to post about this!!!
Alice is drove me insane the other day with her nonsensical talk.

:)

Thanks, it was amusing though!

 

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